Why is this woman drinking instead of skating?

Briya is up in the balcony drinking instead of skating because on 2007 July 13 she broke her ankle during roller derby practice. On that night, they rushed her from the skating rink to the hospital. Cost: $1500. And she didn't even get to ride in a fucking helicopter!!!

Well, it's two months later, and she can walk again. Soon she'll even be skating. And that's all great because she can walk her own dog, do her own laundry, and even mix her own drinks! Yes, she is truly rehabilitated.

But she's still stuck with several thousand dollars worth of medical bills.

We worked closely with Briya to explore several possible monetization techniques. Some of them were pretty plausible in theory. But rather than let her take her new-found walking skills straight to the street, we thought we'd try an amazing new fund raising approach: begging.

So, if you can help out our friend with a few dollars US... well. You know how it is.

Thanks. --> David

Amount Raised So Far...
2007.09.26: $246
2007.09.27: $536
2007.10.01: $694
2007.10.05: $1014 woo!

Help Briya! Help buy her outrageously priced medical supplies!

These payments will go to me, david van brink (poly@omino.com), and I will forward to Briya (or directly to her creditors where possible). No amount is too small! Or too large. Thanks so much.

One Half Vicodin Tablet
$10
Sip of Water
$15
One Breath Of Air
$18
Glare From Nurse
$35
Leer From Doctor
$50
Bed Pan
$100
Moon Boot
this one is real, but the actual price was much higher
$200
Other:
Product:
For: $
Briya without hospital billsPriceless.
If you leave a note in the PayPal special instructions for merchant box, I will forward it to Briya; if not, your donation will be anonymous. -- dvb