Topic 113 [sexuality]: Promiscuities - by Naomi Wolf #207 of 367: Wagner James Au (wjamesau) Thu Oct 2 '97 (16:51) 41 lines > You have no basis for that remark, as certainly, none exists. In point of fact, the basis for the remark is entirely empirical: About six months ago, after a party, Rebecca Eisenberg forced her tongue down my throat. Following which, she said, "If you buy me dinner next time, you'll get even more than that." Fascinating behavior, even more so given Ms. Eisenberg's putatively liberated, sexually free-spirited comments here. I also believe the event offers a perfect microcosm for all the reasons that men sometimes turn down sexual offers made by aggressive women-- as was my ultimate decision. Fortunately for the subject at hand, we can discard motives which are unique for rejecting Ms. Eisenberg. After all, men often sleep with aggressive women who are not as intelligent as they seem to think they are, or display an apparent disjunction between their public assertions and their private actions. (I.E., women who are goddamn hypocrites.) Neither did I fear Ms. Eisenberg suing me for breach of implied contract, if I failed to give her an orgasm, for example-- the extraordinary Burning Man incident was months away. I cannot even cite as motivation the offense she gave to my own muddy meddled feminist ideals, such as they are-- most men are willing to provide, if offered sex as a reward, a reenactment of courting rituals less like the appropriate social behavior of educated men and women of the 90's, and more suitable to the film *ouvre* of Annette Funicello. No. Here in this instance we are left with what I think to be the three universal motives for men spurning aggressive women: 1) They do not find them to be all that attractive or sexy. 2) They do not find them to be all that likable. 3) They *do* find them to be totally, unavoidably, batshit crazy. I hope this has been informative. And I wish to thank Ms. Eisenberg for her collaboration in that enlightening demonstration. Topic 113 [sexuality]: Promiscuities - by Naomi Wolf #264 of 365: Wagner James Au (wjamesau) Thu Oct 2 '97 (21:05) 26 lines The meeting of tongues between myself and Ms. Eisenberg occured immediately after the birthday party of (jukevox), at his loft on Cesar Chavez. I believe (brad) and (kevins) witnessed us leaving together, as all of us were engaged at the time with Ms. Eisenberg in a fascinating albeit bizarre discussion about gender as a social construct. Also in attendance was a childhood girl friend of Rebecca's, whose name I unfortunately forget. The actual incident-- the French kiss and her accompanying quid pro quo offer of the Helen Gurley Brown variety-- occured minutes later, in the front seat of Ms. Eisenberg's Saturn. (She was kind enough to drop me off at my apartment.) The girl friend was in the back seat, and I assume she saw and heard the whole thing. However, given that she is a witness for the defense, as it were, I merely relate all these details to jar Rebecca's memory. Understand-- though hitherto I've related this glandular adventure in cognitive dissonance only to a handful of friends and acquaintances-- I'm not at all comfortable about relating it here. But when I am forced day after day to watch Ms. Eisenberg construct for herself a persona of righteous hot pants cyber feminist-- on the radio, in the newspaper, on the Internet, and most gratingly, in this forum which is essentially my mental backyard-- well, I paradoxically and unwillingly find myself forced into the role of Anita Hill. In her name, then, I hereby present this pubic hair on the Coke can.
i hate to say it but i don't want you.
sexist assholes don't do it for me, sorry.
no, fucking two chicks at once does not make you "enlightened"
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