Rebecca Has Some Copy Rights
Hello, and welcome to Rebecca's (copy)Rights. I own this shit. It is mine. End of story. Checkit:
All the pages on this site are copyright (c) 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998 Rebecca L. Eisenberg. All rights reserved.
I hereby grant you permission to link to my pages from any sites on the world wide web. I do ask, however, that you merely let me know that you are linking to me, and that you remove the link to me if i ask you nicely.
I also give you permission to distribute material from my pages via other internet distribution mechanisms (ftp, email, gopher, etc.), but if and only if the material remains intact with this copyright message clearly visible. If you distribute any of these works on another web site, please link my name back to my home page at http://www.bossanova.com/rebeca. .
You may not, however, publish any of these works in any hard copy medium (newspapers or magazines, for example) without my express permission. If you ask me for it, I will probably give it. Especially if you offer me money.
Along the same lines, this material may not under any circumstances be resold or redistributed for compensation of any kind without prior written permission from Rebecca L. Eisenberg (that's I, I am she.)
Rebecca's Revenge, Rebecca's Rants, and other short alliterating phrases that can be found in my pages are my trademarks, owned by me. Don't fuck with them.
If you have any questions about these terms, or would like information about licensing materials from me, or if you are a literary agent, or if you want to offer me a job, please write me at email@example.com.
I hereby disclaim liability for any injuries, headaches, nausea, anger, angst, or other unpleasant emotional conditions incurred as a result of reading this copyright notice or anything else in Rebecca's Revenge.
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